A CHALLENGE ONLY FOR THE BRAVE

[JadeEmperor]

I COME HERE IN SEARCH OF A MAN BY THE NAME OF GRIM.

ALL THROUGHOUT THE LAND I HEAR THAT HE IS A FINE ATHLETE IN THE RESPECT OF TABLE TENNIS.

IF HE BELIEVES HE IS CAPABLE OF EVEN RETURNING A SINGLE OF MY SERVES THAN MAY HE STEP FORWARD NOW AND MEET ME AT THE TOP OF MOUNT SURIBACHI FOR A MATCH OF TABLE TENNIS THAT WILL BE CHRISTENED BY GOD HIMSELF.

I BID THEE WELL, MORTAL.

[Grim]

How much fairy dust have you had?

[JadeEmperor]

How much fairy dust have you had?

ENOUGH TO MAKE ME IMMORTAL, YOU FOOL. MY TABLE TENNIS SKILLS ARE UNRIVALED THANKS TO THE FAIRY DUST.

NOW WILL YOU FACE ME IN COMBAT OR NOT?!

[Grim]

LMAO. I only play Pong. Table tennis is for FOOLS.

[JadeEmperor]

THIS MY HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG.

THE MAN PORTRAYED IN THAT PAINTING HAS THE MOST LUCIOUS AND DELICIOUS MOUSTACHE EVER GROOMED BY A MAN. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND PROBALY "ROCK" A pencil stache LIKE THAT OF A CRICKET-HATING SODOMITE.

[Grim]

Mmm....don't think so. With a wife of 19 years. For being a dick head you have just earned yourself a BAN - Way to go!